50 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. Make race car noises anytime someone gets on or off.

2. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttling, "Shut up! Shut up! For the love of God, why won't they all shut up?"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway back and forth to the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, look inside, and ask, "Got enough air down there?"

9. Offer nametags to everyone. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless, facing a wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to get the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Noogie Patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

14. One word: Flatulence

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open, drop a penny down a crack, and demand that it remain open until you hear it go "plink" on the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi Exercises.

17. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then proudly announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Uh-oh, not now--motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go!" then sigh and say, "Oops."

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes Away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk with a cooler that says "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and then move to a far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp and say, "Mmm, tasty."

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger if you can pudh the button for them. Then push the wrong one and act embarrased.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers through it.

32. Try to start a sing-a-long.

33. When the elevator is silent, ask someone, "Is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say, "Ding!" on each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel, and act indignant if someone tries to push a button.

38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator wall with a stethoscope.

40. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to the other passengers.

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of your sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body!"

45. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone pushes a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think its getting larger,"

50. "If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad Touch!"

-Author Unknown


50 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1. Make race car noises anytime someone gets on or off. 2. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttling, "Shut up! Shut up! For the love of God, why won't they all shut up?" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway back and forth to the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, look inside, and ask, "Got enough air down there?" 9. Offer nametags to everyone. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless, facing a wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to get the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Noogie Patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral." 14. One word: Flatulence 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open, drop a penny down a crack, and demand that it remain open until you hear it go "plink" on the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi Exercises. 17. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then proudly announce: "I've got new socks on!" 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Uh-oh, not now--motion sickness!" 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. 20. Meow occasionally 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 22. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go!" then sigh and say, "Oops." 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 24. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons. 25. Holler "Chutes Away!" whenever the elevator descends. 26. Walk with a cooler that says "HUMAN HEAD" on the side. 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and then move to a far corner of the elevator. 28. Burp and say, "Mmm, tasty." 29. Leave a box between the doors. 30. Ask each passenger if you can pudh the button for them. Then push the wrong one and act embarrased. 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers through it. 32. Try to start a sing-a-long. 33. When the elevator is silent, ask someone, "Is that your beeper?" 34. Play the harmonica. 35. Shadow box. 36. Say, "Ding!" on each floor. 37. Lean against the button panel, and act indignant if someone tries to push a button. 38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 39. Listen to the elevator wall with a stethoscope. 40. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to the other passengers. 41. Bring a chair along. 42. Take a bite of your sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 43. Blow spit bubbles. 44. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body!" 45. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 47. Make explosion noises when anyone pushes a button. 48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think its getting larger," 50. "If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad Touch!" -Author Unknown

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